Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sonny Bill Williams - Man of our Times


Sonny Bill Williams - is a real man of our times.

I don't think he is one for tradition - i.e. the grand history of the All Blacks etc... unless there is money/sponsorship opportunities resulting. But I do not mean to be harsh by that - as independence and independent thinking is what makes Sonny Bill interesting.

With only a passing interest in tradition - he is his own man - a man who believes that god is within - and he must do his best for this self contained entity.

In corporate terms - he would be - the wonder kid - a star contractor commanding top $$$.

An interesting maverick - with a large ego.

In some ways - something that the All Blacks need... and ego that will stay large and intact - when the All Blacks hit the certain wall (ok yes - the French) - in the Rugby World Cup 2011.

Dan Carter - Undies Salesman

Dan Carter is famous in New Zealand for selling undies.

He is also an All Black - a key one at that.

Mainly because girls like to see him kick the ball.. well not the kicking but - the bit where he looks pensively at the post prior to the kick.

New Zealand girls - would be happy if Carter took the entire game to line up a kick - because he is hot.

Lewis Moody

Comes from the planet of 02.

Official Drink of the Rugby World Cup - Kiwi Cola

dun dun dun....

Actually no - it is Coke. However, I make the Kiwi Cola and though it would have been perfect for visitors to the Cup - something that contains New Zealand Native Kawakawa.

The thing is - sooo much tax payers $$$ has been thrown at the World Cup - you would have thought the locals - like me would have had a crack at selling and showcasing their products - in the hope of targeting larger markets.

No doubt - I will not be able to sell Kiwi Cola - anywhere near any of the events or parties.... I will be banished to the local markets - to sell my gourmet sparkling cola product surrounded by Leeks and baby carrots.

http://www.wai-kawa.co.nz

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Richie McCaw - New Zealand - Glider Pilot!

Richie is best known for flying Gliders.....

And being the All Blacks Captain... and a good one...

Here he is at his best:

Sonny Bill Williams

The hottest thing to hit the All Blacks for a while.

People are concerened that his is fighting a boxing match though....

People should be proud!!!!

Sebastien Chabal - Impact Player - and Caveman


Impact player - nicknamed - the caveman by fans.

He he has been tidied up - for a French aftershave... mostly he just looks hairy and scary.

Johnny Wilkinson - Constipated


Johnny Wilkinson - is an amazing player - and has a knack for winning games... right at the last minute.

He injects an uptight vibe into any game... 

Doug Howlett - in trouble - as usual

The guy with the hair... and famous for trashing hotels!

He should have been a rock star instead... then he wouldn't have to apologize so often.

This from the past (the video)



Up to the usual tricks here:

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/sport/2010/1224/1224286237654.html

Carlos Spencer - New Zealand

Famous for selling chocolate biscuits - to indulgent - women...


That advertisment - is not online though! - just the silly one with the couple getting eaten up by the red couch.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Graham Henry - Gallery of Grumpiness

If anyone finds a picture of Graham Henry smiling... please forward.





The Nude Blacks

No Rugby Blog could be complete.... wait on this is my first post.... without mention of the locally famous "NUDE BLACKS".

Now the thing is... as they wear no uniform... how is it that that are BLACK.

Certainly... there are no future porn actors in this crowd... if you know what I mean.

Video footage below.

Like their big brothers - the All Blacks - the Nude Blacks - generally give their opposition a hiding... due to their exceptional ball handling skills.

http://www.3news.co.nz/Nude-rugby-a-hard-match-in-Dunedin-contains-nudity/tabid/309/articleID/161713/Default.aspx